I
saw
Ryan Gosling at a grocery store
in
Los
Angeles yesterday.
I
told
him
how
cool
it was to meet
him
in
person,
but
I
didn’t
want
to be
a douche and bother him
and ask
him
for
photos
or anything.
He
said,
“Oh,
like
you’re
doing
now?”
I
was taken
aback, and all
I
could
say
was “Huh?”
but
he
kept
cutting ✂ me
off
and going
“huh?
huh?
huh?”
and closing
his
hand
shut
in
front
of my
face.
I
walked
away
and continued
with my
shopping,
and I
heard
him
chuckle
as I
walked
off.
When
I
came
to pay
for
my
stuff
up
front
I
saw
him
trying
to walk
out
the doors with like
fifteen Milky Ways
in
his
hands
without
paying.
The girl
at the counter was very
nice
about
it and professional,
and was like
“Sir,
you
need
to pay
for
those
first.”
At first
he
kept
pretending
to be
tired
and not
hear
her,
but
eventually
turned
back
around
and brought them
to the counter. When
she
took
one
of the bars
and started
scanning it multiple times,
he
stopped her
and told
her
to scan them
each
individually
“to prevent
any
electrical infetterence,” and then
turned
around
and winked at me.
I
don’t
even
think
that’s
a word.
After
she
scanned each
bar
and put
them
in
a bag
and started
to say
the price,
he
kept
interrupting her
by
yawning really
loudly.
